Gottlieb calls his Rabbi and says, "Tonight is Kol
Nidre, but the Yankees and the Red Sox start the
playoffs. Rabbi, I'm a life-long baseball fan. I've
got to watch the game."

The Rabbi responds, "Gottlieb, that's what VCR's are
for".

Gottlieb is surprised. "You mean I can tape Kol
Nidre?"
Thanks to Paul Berg, Encino, CA

Check this out  Thanks to Spencer Schwartz  Northbrook, Il

http://www.thebiglad.com/Crazy-Facts

 I wonder how many people know about this ~

A 36 year old female had an accident several weeks ago and totaled her car.
She was driving her car and it
was raining, though not excessively, when her car suddenly began to hydro-plane and
literally flew through the air. She was not seriously injured but very stunned at the sudden occurrence!
When she explained to the highway patrolman what had happened he told her something that every driver should know - NEVER DRIVE IN THE RAIN WITH YOUR CRUISE CONTROL ON.
She thought she was being cautious by setting the
cruise control and maintaining a safe consistent speed in the rain.
But the highway patrolman told her that if the cruise control is on when your car begins to hydro-plane and your tires lose contact with the pavement, your car will
accelerate to a higher rate of speed making you take off like an airplane.
She told the patrolman that was exactly what had occurred.
The patrolman said this warning should be listed, on the driver's seat sun-visor -
NEVER USE THE CRUISE CONTROL WHEN THE PAVEMENT IS WET OR ICY,



NOTE: Some vehicles (like the Toyota Sienna Limited XLE) will not allow you to set the cruise control when the windshield wipers are on.

Thanks to Spencer Schwartz Northbrook, IL

Try this one, it may drive you crazy.  Thanks again Spencer Schwartz

http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html